gothlolita: fucking nintendogs Virtual beastiality
rabioheab: so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
deadpools: giemma: deadpools: how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something???? *whispers* they put it in the bootyhole
alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
tin-pan-ali: Mom bought those dark chocolate Dove candies again. Cute but… Isn’t it ‘Lose yourself in THE moment’ you know? -A- moment kinda sounds like you’re gonna get lost really fast or something and that’s just weird. Wait. Where am I
Should I start a togami ask blog?
andtheniwaskilled: Changing your url, icon and blog title all at the same time more like
antst00fs: I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
If you compliment me to get something, you are such a
chaosghost: stoleyourgirlfriendand: perrydaplatypus404: “Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—” “This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—” “IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—” “OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—” “OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—” “BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN...
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
ebilflindas: 1969. The birth of the internet. The world is changed forever. Who knows what this new marvelous invention will bring us years from now? What will the future bring us? The possibilities are endless! 2013:
kawaiians: I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM
the-yolocaust: fall down boy
shiny-ebooks: i want a relationship like this
cyberthug13: girl: Hey me: sup girl: sup me: enough small talk
askdstrider: The guys ask Leon about love