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The Radical Rift Master
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Hey there I'm Rift, 18 hero extraordinaire, giant robot expert, aspiring writer of sorts and wielder of demonic blade capable of leveling cities. This is my blog where you will see thoughts, interests, interesting thoughts and perhaps parts of my upcoming project, "Meanwhile". Egalitarian master race for my political policies. Ask me for my skype/friend code/steam and if we're cool I'll give it to you.
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DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
Someone who actually reads comics: that's cute, but Marvel doesn't have Blue Beetle and Static. And they don't have a Black Wally West. And they don't have The Rock going to play as Shazam. Checkmate, fuckheads<p>Someone else who reads comics: And all of these story lines are poorly written.<br/>Image: Hey you guys like zombies, detectives and Invincible? Here's cool stories about zombies detectives and Invincible.</p>
1 hour ago on July 23rd | J | 72,893 notes

A ghost, the star of david and a fat man visit some old dude.

This isn’t a joke it’s the beginning of a videogame

1 hour ago on July 23rd | J | 0 notes
nusswuffcartoons:

From Vintage Sleaze.

nusswuffcartoons:

From Vintage Sleaze.

4 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 49 notes
shiftyweb:

vgjunk:

F-Zero toys, which are creating an strange sense of longing in me.


F-Zero awesomeness

shiftyweb:

vgjunk:

F-Zero toys, which are creating an strange sense of longing in me.

F-Zero awesomeness

4 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 238 notes
Zoro: Luffy this isn't our fight.
Luffy: ᕕ( ᐛ )___________________________ᕗ
4 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 4,458 notes

tuxedoandex:

erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

whAT

4 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 133,063 notes
4 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 20,633 notes

coalgirls:

mochidafusako:

Any pillow can be a dakimakura! All you need is a little ~imagination~

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thomas-chan~

4 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 1,946 notes
talesof4chan:

Anon meets femanon’s demandstalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Anon meets femanon’s demands
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

4 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 116 notes
takashi0:

literallyrad:

oh

takashi0:

literallyrad:

oh

4 hours ago on July 23rd | J | 5,975 notes