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The Radical Rift Master
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Hey there I'm Rift, 18 hero extraordinaire, giant robot expert, aspiring writer of sorts and wielder of demonic blade capable of leveling cities. This is my blog where you will see thoughts, interests, interesting thoughts and perhaps parts of my upcoming project, "Meanwhile". Egalitarian master race for my political policies. Ask me for my skype/friend code/steam and if we're cool I'll give it to you.
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happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog

happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog

1 hour ago on July 30th | J | 161,371 notes

vinegod:

I recorded this last night and I should have deleted it by Kurtis Conner

1 hour ago on July 30th | J | 12,448 notes

thewarmind:

sadvaporwavebabe:

friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭

we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)

it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)

dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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Fuckin weaboos

1 hour ago on July 30th | J | 6,786 notes

portablemiah:

if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games

1 hour ago on July 30th | J | 159,506 notes

joskue:

joskue:

spot the difference

1 hour ago on July 30th | J | 3,208 notes
wonder-meathead:

versace-vegeta:

What anime dis is?Any anime that shouts out Dairanger can’t be that bad.

girls und panzers
it’s really stupid.
it’s about high school girls that pilot ww2 tanks in some sort of competition

wonder-meathead:

versace-vegeta:

What anime dis is?

Any anime that shouts out Dairanger can’t be that bad.

girls und panzers

it’s really stupid.

it’s about high school girls that pilot ww2 tanks in some sort of competition

1 hour ago on July 30th | J | 268 notes
1 hour ago on July 30th | J | 78,043 notes

my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead:

oknope:

most important school supplies

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1 hour ago on July 30th | J | 208,678 notes
shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

1 hour ago on July 30th | J | 173,924 notes

futuretedmosby:

Thomas Sanders should definitely represent vine and not Trash Grier.

8 hours ago on July 30th | J | 232,230 notes